Updated 7/3/03

Bold or no clue?


 
 
Username BFDeal
Located in Troy, MI, United States
I am Male
I am looking for One woman, the right one
Prefer my match within

A BRIEF SKETCH OF ME
 
Age You decide but I am older than I look.  Or I look younger than I am.  I hope.
My ethnicity 3/4 German, 1/4 Hungarian.  Jewish ancestry.  I'm a mutt.
Marital status Can you believe I never married.  And I was the only happy person I knew ;).
Have children? No
Want children? Maybe, not as a goal, but with the right woman, I can see it maybe
Height 5'9"
Body type Well have a look at me
My hair Missing some but the look adds character.
My eyes Brown and interesting
Smoke? Yes.  Sometimes a lot, sometimes not at all.  Oh, you mean cigarettes.  Yeah.
Drinking? When I'm at a bar or party, I pound'em, but at home, not really.
My religious beliefs Really weird stuff like aliens and stuff.
The highest achieved education I'm a sponge, I know more than pretty much everybody. 
About me


BIO (CLICK HERE)		 BOLD_OR_NO_CLUE

I'm told all the time I'm a funny guy. Thing is, I don't mean to be. Does that mean they are laughing at me? Sort of. But once someone explains it to me, I kind of laugh too. Because then I'm not clueless anymore about what they are laughing about so I can laugh at me too, the me of before.

If I take your hand in mine, it may not be love, maybe I'm nervous we'll get separated and I'll have to announce your name somewhere on a loudspeaker to find you. I want someone that doesn't think that's funny, because it isn't.

I want a woman that is honest, romantic, funny, exciting, clean, and trustworthy.  There, that should keep away the lying, uninspired, dry, dull, dirty cheaters.  I prefer slim but I can deal with a fixer-upper too.  Or maybe I'll join you, that might be fun.

MY MATCH - AN OUTLINE
 
Gender Female
Age Any, should appear as though you are twenty-something, at least in bad light
Ethnicity No preference
Marital status Single, Separated, Divorced, Widowed
Have children? No - who wants an instant family.  Not a show stopper though, I like kids.
Want children? Maybe, if I do it's because I love you, not because I've already decided
Height From 4'10" to 5'6" but not a show stopper
Body type Great figure, looks good in a bikini, jeans, and dress
Hair Soft
Eye No preference
Smoke No preference
Religious beliefs Highly spiritual, seeks truth, loves all people, more
The highest achieved education Able to be interested and ask questions, I don't need Ms. CEO, but that's be fine.
About my match I want a sweet girl that won't give me too hard of a time. I'm a little on the gullible side and if I say something that strikes her as funny, I want her to check with me before she declares it the ultimate joke. I might not be joking.

I want a girl that I can trust.  Because if she tells me to jump off the roof, I will.  And that is not funny.  What else?  One that doesn't spend too much money or make me write her little notes and send cards because that's just not very masculine.  One that won't go OWWWWW totally over doing it if I step on her foot or crush her arm when shifting position in bed accidentally.

Above all, I want a woman that will let me have her heart and won't tell me I was looking at some other woman.  Because if I was, don't you think I already know this?  I want my girl to not call me names when I get aroused, it's her fault anyway for making me that way and I don't want to be scolded, I don't do it on purpose.

And I want her to be really cute with a good sized chest and not too big of a butt.  And not wrinkled or with bad acne.  And one that doesn't own a pair of big underwear or flannel pajamas or turtleneck sweaters or big oversized t-shirts.

She should like mothers because mine lives real close and can show her how I like my things.  I can't believe how many women don't like mothers.  Mine is real smart.

Is this the kind of man you want? 
You deserve what you create.

Or maybe this is what you want:  Click