LOL.  You're funny.

Here I am at the Beach
Nice choice.  Gray on Gray. LOL
What, forgot to shave, farted, pimple?  You DO look better far way. :)

 
And here I am out at night
1st scanner?  LOL

 
And here I am again, I'm the one in the middle
Middle.  I see.  The one in black sitting down.  LOLOL

About Me
About anybody, everybody, and nobody in particular ;)

I’m honest, trustworthy, loving, and easy going.  I like to laugh, and I like to have fun.  I especially like to do fun things.

I consider myself intelligent and family oriented.  I like to go out but also I like to stay in.  I would say that I'm somewhat funny and I like to laugh at jokes. 

I like to walk on the beach, I like good food, and I like to sleep in when I'm really tired.

I guess you could say I like all kinds of music.  (Good, because I like "Sounds of whales in their habitat").

I have a lot of women that are friends but they are just friends.  I would not have any romantic interest in them because they are just friends.
Wherever I go, there I am.  I'm so clever.

I like to watch a good movie some times and I like to stay in when it is really bad weather.  (good, because people should have enough sense to come in out of the rain.)  I like to travel but I also like to stay at home.  (this guy does it all!)

I consider myself this and I consider myself that, but my friends would say that but sometimes this.  (Can't go wrong there.  Got it all covered.)

I’ve never done this before, this internet thing, so I’m not one of those.  I'm not desperate.  I thought what the heck, I might as well give this a try.  I'm not really looking for anything more than friends.

I don’t have kids, but if I did, I’m letting you know up front we would come as package deal.  You don’t mind an instant family with someone else’s kids do you?  Sorry, that’s how I come. 

I consider myself attractive.  (But I would not SAY that I am, because I know other people don't).  Woman hit on me sometimes too. (Really, I know it was in 7th grade, but it DID happen.)  But judge for yourself. (Thanks, I wasn't going to without permission.)  I have more photos if you want.  These are a couple years old but I basically look the same only my hair is longer and lighter. (But I'm not showing the current ones because isn't it good enough that I USED to look OK?)

I'm romantic and understand how to treat a lady.  I'm one of those men that thinks a woman should be spoiled. (Barf.  Nice try)

I have a good job and a good house and all I'm missing is a good lady to share it with.  (Their goal should be to complete ME, because I don't want to be a loner.)

I like sex with that special person.  Barf.  What's special is that I was there too.

What can I say, I'm just me.  
And wherever I go, there I am, and where would we be if not we were not here and what happened is the past and whatever will happen is in the future and I am not you or him because I'm me. I like what I like, not what I don't like.  I want stuff that is good, not stuff that is not good.  I                                                         

What I want.

I’m looking for a girl that is upbeat, loyal, smart, attractive, and down to earth.  I want a girl that is easy going.  She should like having a good time.  Someone that is active but likes to sit around too. 

She should make me laugh and take care of her health.  She should be family oriented and want to be my best friend and really care about me for who I am. 

She should really like me and want to share her time with me.
How can they like you and want to share their time with you if they haven't met you yet?  Is this really a vision of a situation or is this about a person that you seek?  But I feel your pain that you are so lonely.  Somebody, please like me.

She should not be too controlling and should not be jealous all the time.  She should not always keep telling me about her ex-boyfriend's car.
LOLOLOL.

If you are one of those bossy type woman, please do not write.
ROFL

I think confidence and intellegence is sexy.  She should be family oriented and like children. 
And someone that can teach me how to spell intelligence.  And won't mind that I don't know that sexy is NOT "a wimp that is afraid to say what arouses him and has to pretend that they are a GOOD GUY that RESPECTS WOMEN because he does not want them in a sexual way.  Right. Breasts aren't sexy, a good SAT score is sexy.  LOL!

I did a search, and guess what, We all match.!

Note from author:
I LOVE those "LOL" and ":)" things.  I can say whatever I want and if I end it with those, you won't be mad!